Kotex

Mikey looked at the odd package. He was rifling through the groceries April had brought them, but he didn't remember this "Kotex" being on the list.

They looked like some kind of candy? Neat little cylinders wrapped in colorful pink packaging. Curious he opened one and was very confused when out came a plastic tube.

After several minutes of investigation Mikey was still stumped.

"Hey April!" he called over his shoulder. "Why did you get us mondo q-tips? You know we don't have ears right?"

April walked into the kitchen with a confused look on her face. Looking closer at what Mikey was holding her confusion twisted into a mortified horror.

"Give me that!" she squeaked, reaching out to grab the box Mikey held in his hands.

Mikey danced away holding the box high above his head.

"Was it supposed to be a surprise? Or maybe something Donnie needs? What do they do? What's Kotex mean?"

Angrily April grabbed his shell stopping both him and his tirade of questions in their tracks.

"You want to know what these are Mikey?" she whispered dangerously.

Mikey gulped.

"Yes?"

A sly grin stole over April's face.

"Sit down. I'll explain everything."

The further into April's explanation she got, the more color drained from Mikey's face. By the end, the once sea green turtle had turned a frightening shade of mint. Eyes wide, the orange banded ninja slowly inched away from the sinister pink box.

"Hey April, Mikey, what'chu got there?"

Raph walked up to the table, tipping the box to read the label.

"Kotex?"

"NOOOO!" Mikey screamed as he bolted from the kitchen. "NOT AGAIN!"